Just seeing if this crazy thing actually works!!!

So I added a blog app to my iPhone. I'm just trying this to show myself how easy it is to blog from my phone!!

What's that??

Supper??

Yeah don't get your panties in a bunch I'll get it going as soon as I'm done with this....





This is where I was today, in a see of black and gold. Waiting patiently for my youngest to wrestle. Guess what ??

He got a forfeit. Yeppers.

Then he wrestled an exhibition match and got pinned. But the point is, he got to wrestle today, right?

Yeah tell him that!!




He' somehwere in the middle of the sea there!!

Ok making cookies now.

Does this mean I have ADHD ??




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Haven't got a clue............

My mind has been in a fog for the last 6 weeks. I"ve been learning a new job, day shift of all things which doesn't help with the homeschooling part of my life.

To the kids, it's a 6 week vacation of "hmmm maybe I'll do my math or tell mom I read my history and science and understand it all!!"

The little buggers they know how to work the system.

It seems everything has been let go. The laundry (was it ever caught up in the first place?). The dishes: we have a dishwasher, but they're never done! The piles of mail that the kids clean off the table.

OH my, now I'm depressed.

But today, as soon as I get home from sitting on my butt for 4 hours to watch my youngest wrestle 1 match, I'm really gonna come home and tackle everything.

Yes, sir, I am.

All of it.

Really.................

And make supper.

Umm, I gotta go, I have alot to do.

Alot. Alot.

Hey!! HE's LAUGHING at me.

What the heck??

IT"s not that funny, I"ll really do it................

I think I will anyway............

Okay, I"m trying to do my best. Geeze, go clean your own house, Cody.

And stop laughing at your mother.

It's not very nice at all.

I still love you.

Wanna come over for supper tonight??

Oh, right, I gotta go make it!!

Bye!

Is Your Pork and Sauerkraut Ready??

If the counter part to the pork is not spelled right, I apologize. I really need to bring the dictionary into my computer room. Right  now, I'm just too lazy to go look up the right way to spell sauerkraut so I'm pretending I'm right.

Is it ready yet??

Mine will be on the table by 6:00 sharp.

Maybe.

There's a good possibility it will anyway. 

When I say sauerkraut, I use the term loosely.

We really don't like it. Not any of us. But every year, I make them all have at least a little spoonful of it.

I don't care if it comes from a can, bagged, fresh, or frozen.

To us it's all gross anyway, but we try!!

I know it's a superstition, but really, ................oh crap, how do you spell superstition??

Now I HAVE to get the dictionary.

Hey, guess what? I spelled sauerkraut right!!!!!!!!!!!

I spelled superstition right also.

Go me!

You know the first word I read when I opened the dictionary??

Ranula which is a noun, and means; A cyst on the underside of the tongue caused by the obstruction of a salivary gland duct.

This is important because.., why, you ask??

Well it just so happens I forgot all about that word. You see, Laramie, when she was a baby had a ranula. She looked like a little lizard baby when she opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue.

We took her to King of Prussia to pediatric specialists, and they wanted to perform surgery when she hit the 8 month old mark.

What did I do??

I took her to old doc Robertson (the best doctor on the planet) and he looked at it, looked at me, and said, "You want me to pop it and see what happens?"

I said "Sure, why not?"

He did, she screamed, it bled, and guess what??

The darned thing went away. Without surgery!

Imagine.

I wish life were that easy, just pop the problem, and it goes away.

Kind of like an easy button.

But when you think about it, if life were so easy, why then would we even be here?

It's true, "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

So with that, welcome 2010.

I look forward to getting stronger.

And I  hope it doesn't kill me in the process.

Now, go forth and enjoy your pork and sauerkraut, you can always diet in the morning!!!!

Love always,
me

Okay, maybe I quit..............

So the other day, my daughter came into my computer/scrap room and asked me if I made my nephew a card for his bithday yet???

I replied no, dear, I texted him his "happy birthday".

She said "Oh, well, you made his sister one (my neice), I thought maybe you'd make him one too??"

Hmmm, laundry, vaccuuming, dishes, or making a card??

The card won, hands down!!

So I wheel my chair over to my scrapbooking desk (sounds fancy doesn't it, it's really an old roll top desk that we bought from my in-laws when we got married for $100.00.)

You see, there's this board in my floor that's been kind of rotten, and spongy. You could always step on it, but you really didn't want to put your weight on it.

I sat down at my desk, and forgot something, promptly stood up right on the bad floor board, and my foot went right through the floor!!!!!!!!!!

I of course slammed down on my desk, hurting a few body parts.

I was actually more freaked out by where my foot was, like eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww there's stuff you don't know about down there!!!

Nice, huh???

Like the dirty sock?

Couldn't help it, my kids have this disease called takeyoursocksoffwhereeveryouareitis and they just leave them there.

I get them back, don't worry.

Evil mom.

Don't ask.

Speaking of evil, as soon as my foot went through the floor, I texted my husband and told him about it.

His reply??

"Maybe it's time to lose weight?"

This is when you can just hear his brain going ............"Noooooooooooooooo"

Oh he knew as soon as he hit the send button it was wrong, but when you give a farmer this teeny tiny cell phone with these microscopic buttons and he texts his wife something like that, well........... it's just hard for him to type his everlasting love how sorry he was for his last remark fast.

Oh, he knew by the silence.

The man was in the dog house.

Big time.

I mean I could have died or evens worse!!

Thank God there's a heating duct right underneath that particular floor board I mean this is such an old house, there is no subflooring, never heard of it!!

It took my husband about 5 minutes to text back to me "I guess that was wrong, sorry".

You think??

He's still apologizing and this happened 3 days ago!!!

I still love him, just not for his texts!!!

Okay, enough. I'm done............

Done feeling like I can't do anything right. I must be doing something right, right??

Understand??

Hello??????????

You still here??

Really??

Good, cause I need to show you something...................

These are my boys...................................................

Well, men and boys...................................................

UMMMM well, to me they are............................ my children.

You know what I mean??

Oh nevermind.

The important part is that they are all in one spot at the same time.

And they're not wrestling around in the kitchen.........

And they're not oogling over their girlfriends...........

LOOK!!.................No girlfriends!!

Not that I don't like their girlfriends, I do, alot!!

But if girlfriends are here, you won't see this....................

Oh you'll see them, but not see THEM.

Get it??

OKay.

Usually, when I want to take pictures of all 6 of my sons, it ends up like this...........

Or this...................................

This is a great picture, it's just missing one little thing.........

Their little brother!!!!

Ugh, where did he go now???

NO one knows, so now it's time for your public announcement.......................

This is what happens to your face when you have 5 brothers and a sister, and parents that are totally nutz!

Just a warning.

Oh, look here he comes..................

He's back but he's not happy about it!!

See those 2 in the background?? They are totally up to no good.

But that's what I love about my boys, they are totally unpredictable especially when they are together.

If you only knew what really went on in between the pictures, you'd laugh your fool head off, after you got done feeling their pain!!

That is all for today, this dial up slowness is driving me off my rocker.