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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Rain is a beautiful thing.

Rain is lovely.

Especially when you haven't seen it in a long time.

It's like one of your closest friends is finally coming home after a week in Vegas.

Nice, huh?

Our mouths won't stop once we see each other. That's just what we do.

But the poor thing flew home last night and woke up to this.


Sorry, but like I said in my older posts, all the pictures I take come from my iPhone. As it's the fastest way for me to post since I live in a hole with no reception except 3G!

Ugh anyway, I have a dog licking my elbow as I try to type this so bear with me here!

This little bundle of energy who rolled in something dead yesterday and flew out of the bathtub excatly 12.56 times while he was getting a bath. He gave me a bath too. He's a slippery little sucker when wet.

And he likes to stay stinky.

But now he's squeaky clean!!


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Monday, September 27, 2010

This Rainy Monday

On this rainy Monday I feel like I have done so much, yet have in fact done very little.

This being one of my culprits. I have just printed out at least 984,253,012 recipies.

Ok maybe 4 is more like it, but if you remember dial-up, you'll understand.

Everytime I click, there's this food staring me in the face and I just HAVE to have the recipe.

Will I cook the recipe?

Not for awhile.

There is this one though (streusel-topped pumpkin bread) in which I better bake before my kids see the recipe or I may just have to drop everything as they tie me to the stove.

Let's see, my morning started off well enough ( if you call a min pin flying through the air at record speed only to land on my head while I'm sleeping then to dig my bed covers up until he can sufficiently crawl under with me and lick himself silly only for me to realize he's wet and it's raining outside) well then hey, it's a good morning!

The brat.

It got better, my husband made coffee. Everythings better with coffee.


Then this girl of mine and I decided we would like to work at so we got dressed up and went on an adventure to go apply.
(cause there's just not enough work on the farm for us)

After making 6,839 u-turns we found our new career!

When we walked in they informed us their computers were down,"please come back tomorrow".

So I came home, took a short nap (hey, it's raining).

Added wash to the dryer. Fed the washing machine.

Remembered I scrubbed the tub and sorted laundry earlier, finished the bathroom and made the boys take trash out, unload and load the dishwasher.

Ah ha! I DID do something today!

And now, well I forgot my whole point to this post.

So I'm going to go make supper now.

Love you!

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Happy Restful Sunday To You

I love.



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Saturday, September 25, 2010

My Saturday

This is what I should be doing.

Getting well.

Since the docs told me I have pneumonia.



I just don't get sick.

I'm THE MOM darnit. I can't get sick, let alone have pneumonia of all things.

Just Tuesday I took the kids on a field trip to Hawk Mountain.

And we Moyer's don't take the easy trail.
Nooooooo we have to take the "may require scrambling over rocks" trail.

Yes I climbed up after them. It was fun.

This monkey ran ahead of us and waited in trees till we caught up.

Don't ask, he must take after his father.

Yes I felt like this afterwards, but who wouldn't??

Pneumonia? Ugh.

Well it's going to have to wait until after the powerhouse pulls.

Yeah, I'll sleep there.

The boys are getting ready...

Try getting this truck

Down to 6500 lbs.

It's not pretty...

There's just a couple of things missing:

And more:

No seats?? Not even passenger:

Yes, my Saturday will be good even with pneumonia.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Main Reason

I DO NOT blog as much as I want to is; I only have dial up connectivity at my house on my "gasp" ancient computer.

So that being said, I must utilize my 3g on my iPhone. Using only my iPhone pictures.

My iPhone that is never fully synced, or updated, because, my ancient laptop takes soooo long at other people's houses wifi.

Why don't we have cable, or dsl, or use an air card?

Reason #1- notice the dirt road?
Cable? For only 1 house on a whole road? Nope they won't do it. I've begged, I've pleaded, I've even offered cinnamon bun sacrifices.

Reason #2-said dirt road travels into a nice little valley ( it goes down).

Reason#3- Hills, pastures, and elevated dirt and grass higher than my house that's nestled into said valley.

Nature is working against me here.

All a woman wants is high speed internet, and maybe a million dollars. Right now, I'll take the internet and a MacBook to go along with it. While I'm dreaming I'd like adobe Photoshop (the really expensive one). I would also need an expert to show me how to use it.

That is all.

If anyone knows how to get quality high speed satellite Internet service, I'm listening.

So is the monkey in the tree!

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Out of service

Haven't been here for a really long time.

There's really not one reason. More like a landfill of excuses.

Our dog got run over by the mailman.

Yes you just read that right. Our yellow lab was backed over by the mailman.
We don't like him much. The mailman, not Lager the yellow lab.
Although Lager does have a bad habit of chasing cars. Especially mail type cars. I'm not even going into detail on how much he tortured our old UPS driver in the past. The poor, poor Young's medical supply driver? He's happy his crotch stayed intact. But his pants had a nasty tear in them that they passed all over the office. Or so I'm told.
I'm just saying Lager does have a bad habit, but he's never been too much of a threat to anyone.

The poor thing, he didn't deserve to get his head, shoulder and neck run over. Did he?

Look here he's just watching over baby raccoons.

To make a long story a bit shorter, Lager lived.

Yes he now lives with an ever growing dent in his head, but he's fine.

Maybe another reason could just be this:

The deer named "Goat" who thinks he's a dog. A dog who needs a bottle twice a day.

And yes a dog named "Earl" who can go from a total tornado to limp baby in 3 seconds flat. He has short mans syndrome. When the kids are doing their school work we deal with these goobers...

Then I have a husband who does this for no reason:

Behold the pitcher of brewing tea....
Look closer

Every tea bag tag has a comment on it. "Pull the rope!"

"Save us"

"Tell my wife I love her"

"Our Father Who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name..."

"Ahhhh I can't swim!"

You get the picture, right?

So today, because it's Thursday and Thursday is the only day I have to work this week...

What? It's Friday?

Huh, so it is!

Well then I better get to bed, we have tractor pulls tomorrow!

Good night!!
Sleep tight!
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
If they bite tonight, squeeze them tight.
So they don't bite tomorrow night!

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